365 Days of Awesomeness

7 Jan

A goal for 2011–and let’s hope this doesn’t prove to be pathetically short-lived goal–is to drop a blog post every day, even on major holidays, like Casimir Pulaski day. By “drop” I mean unleash. By “unleash” I mean write. By “write” I mean type.

I know, the world isn’t ready–how could it be?–for this much awesomeness. I have two blogs, here and there, so if you’re a big fan, I’m not making it easy for you to follow me. I also have a secret (yet to be deflowered) blog that I will never talk about because it’s where I can really let loose and use words like ***** and *******. I can write about the most embarrassing aspects of being a human in the 21st century.

I don’t even remember the password to this secret blog. It’s so secret that I can’t even find it. And if I ever do, I won’t be able to access it. Brilliant. Anyway, posts to this secret blog (if they ever happen) won’t count towards my one-a-day mission.

Some may wonder…why would I want to write intimately about my life and put on the internet? I have four reasons; here are two of them.

  1. I want to help you. Reading this nonsense may make you think: wow, this dude is screwed up. I feel better about my life now.
  2. I want to help myself. After I write this drivel, I feel similar to how many guys feel after watching a football game or shooting a deer.

I have heard this from one of my groupies. Isn’t it embarrassing. I mean, I wouldn’t want anyone to know that much about MY life.

Hmmm. Well, I don’t know. I just don’t care, I guess. I’m an imperfect human being and we all have a lot of the same experiences and problems, right? So if you read something and think what a freakin’ moron what can that possibly mean to me? Nothing, really.

Well, time to hit the “publish” button, the girls are hungry for some of my awesome lentil soup.

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4 Responses to “365 Days of Awesomeness”

  1. 4eternalsunshine January 8, 2011 at 8:02 am #

    Cool! And I can’t wait till you find the password for that other ****** blog!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • fightn4it January 8, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

      Ha Ha. Did you ever start up that blog to chronicle your life?

  2. 4eternalsunshine January 8, 2011 at 8:45 pm #

    I did try…and then I hit DELETE. Maybe I’ll try again sometime. Right now I have to many self improvement and life improvement New Year resolutions to try and follow through with.(wish me luck) Glad you’re writing again ๐Ÿ™‚

    • fightn4it January 9, 2011 at 2:06 pm #

      Yes, definitely…good luck! I hope you reach your goals.

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